Monthly Archives: July 2009

Giveaway on Phetched!

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Do your humans a favor and send them over to Phetched for the RiverDog Prints Custom Photo Card giveaway. Phetched is sponsoring the giveaway of a set of photo cards that will have your dog’s photo incorporated into the card’s design.

We dogs always look good in photos, so bound on over there and check out the rules here. Good luck and woof!

Flickr Photo Friday

A-Dog is taking a class at Jessica Sprague’s site called Photo Editing: Frame-ups and Special Effects. She’s been learning subtle things to use in her photo cards, so it’s been worth it. They have a great community over there, so check it out if it’s something you’re interested in.

Happy Friday!

My Boys

My Boys - Lesson 1 & 3 Frame-up and Hand Tinting

Poop on the 4th of July

Go ahead – you know you want to…

“I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy. A Yankee Doodle do or die. A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, Poop on the 4th of July…

Let’s call it “The Incident” and here’s the preamble to it. Every year for the 4th of July weekend, our family is invited to A-Dog’s friend’s house (we’ll call it Camp 4th) about an hour away. These friends have a pool, large backyard and a house that can accommodate two other families. This past 4th weekend, besides the seven grown-ups (interpret that term loosely) and the eight kids, there were four full-grown dogs of various breeds.

This is the sixth year we have been hosted at Camp 4th. The adults all get along and look forward to seeing each other, if only for this once a year. The kids and dogs for the most part get along too and it’s usually a fun weekend filled with lots of food, laughter and fireworks.

This is pre-"The Incident"

This is pre-Incident


Keyword=fireworks. As most dog owner’s know, the 4th of July is considered hazardous by your dog. It’s noisy and scary and pointless for most of us canines and we’d really like to be anywhere else but near the boom. And speaking of boom, I think you know what’s coming. For some reason, all of the dogs were roaming free inside the house during the Saturday night fireworks. It’s a backyard show, but it lasts about 20 minutes and is impressive for an individual’s home (and probably slightly illegal.) All the kids are under 10, so as soon as the show was over, the parents were shuttling them off to bed.

Something smells BAD!
OMG, there’s a pile of poop in the kid’s room
And there…
And there…
And there!

All us dogs looked freaked out and guilty, except for Roy. He’s our host’s dog and he was calm as the pool at night. We guest dogs just tried to find a safe place, out of harm’s way. There was much shouting and drama and kids screaming. I must say that two of the lady grown-ups (who else,right?) acted so quickly in clean-up doody (get it?) that there was minimal damage and odor. Blame was up for grabs, but we mostly decided that it didn’t matter. How would we determine which doggie it was anyway?

What does this teach us for next year? Well, if our host invites the people AND us dogs back to Camp 4th, there needs to be solid containment during the fireworks, in more ways than one. We should be walked first to avoid spillage, then put in a room to shield us from the noise. Hopefully by next year, we’ll all be laughing about it. I think it may take our host a bit longer…

I’m a Dog Poet (and yes, I know it)

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I don’t like things that have no smell.

For me, that is a violation of a sacred trust.

No smell! … what are you hiding?

I like the smell of the wood under the piano,

And my pillow stuffed with their old shirts and socks.

The scent of their hands are wholesome and familiar,

Even though they are often almost buried beneath the

Plastic stench of perfumed cleaners, or faux-leather tennis shoes,

The kind that, if I were still into chewing, I would never waste my time with,

Preferring instead to gum fervently, almost maniacally, the baseball glove,

Or the Italian handbag, with great apologies to my distant cousin the cow.

The couch is some kind of synthetic blend, though I like it more for what

Lies in layers on top of it.

Ice cream and tomato sauce, dirt and spit, sweat and salt.

The children of course are treasures.

Each day flying through the door with something

Not immediately identifiable.

And that’s saying something given the mileage on this smooth brown nose.

It could be play-dough, or crayons or wood chips.

If might very possibly be that thing, the name escapes me,

That they use to clean the toilet, or the liquid they dump on their little heads,

When they itch and scratch for a few moments before they lose themselves in play.

But the greatest smell, the most calming air is, of course, the house.

The combination of all of the above.. the food and the blood,

The salt from the little ones tears,

The dirty window sills that no one ever finds the time to clean,

The garbage hidden under the sink,

And the sad but comforting memories of my friends the cats,

Who loved them before I came along

And who I hope to see again sometime, not too soon.

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