The Dog List

Oh, you humans. I hadn’t had a proper walk in three days because of your To Do lists and fretting over what you haven’t accomplished. Maybe A-Dog realized how silly she was acting, because we finally got to see the sun today. Not just through the window. Outside!

To help you humans out, in your cushy, worrisome lives, here IT is.

The Dog List:

1. Feed me
2. Walk me
3. Give me a place to do my business
4. Give me a place to sleep
5. Repeat

Granted, you have to do these things for us, but that’s how you set it up ages ago. The key is… that little list keeps us happy & satisfied. Can you dig it?